“What a fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.”
“When you’re thirsty and it seems that you could drink the entire ocean that’s faith; when you start to drink and finish only a glass or two that’s science.”
“Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric.”
“Don’t tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.”
“People who lead a lonely existence always have something on their minds that they are eager to talk about.”